Another year, another Halloween. As the minutes count down to your impending costume-required commitments, the question looms - what will you be this year?
While some of our friends will scour Craigslist and every Goodwill in town for the perfect costume, some just aren’t that dedicated. Not all are as creative as Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., who walk around year round kind of-posing as Nascar drivers because they feel like it.
Lucky for you, we’ve put together a last minute guide to Halloween costumes you can create - with minimal effort! That way, you can ditch the stressing and focus on the true meaning of Halloween - ogling others with a way better imagination than you! Read on.
You are: Este Haim.
Start with a white v-neck and add one chain. Add one more chain. Add shades. Show up late to the party and you are:
Re-purpose that bikini from Cabo 2010 with Converse or flip flops. You are:
You know you have a bro tank hiding somewhere (it’s either that or borrow your dad’s hawaiian shirt.) If foiling over your teeth doesn’t phase you, do it. Grab a pair of poly carbon lenses and you are:
(or James Franco pretending to be Riff Raff.)
Any button-down top or garden party chambray works. Pair with a high waisted skirt of your choice (prints encouraged) and flats. Lastly check out this DYI fake bangs tutorial - which is actually interesting regardless of whether or not you want fake bangs. You are:
Jess from New Girl. Minus the fake bangs, this also doubles as Frances Ha; 1/2 the cast of GIRLS.
A button down shirt, khaki bottoms and a look of sad desperation. You are:
Michael Bluth in Arrested Development’s Season 4 comeback.
With just an oversized t-shirt, you are (easily):
Hannah Horvath, Season 2 finale
Your non-designer jeans. A black tee. Now is also your chance to get a move on that Movember goatee. Walk around with your face or a pizza in your palm; you are:
Congratulations, you’ve survived another Halloween!